conservative douche Glenn Beck harassed at a Wendy’s

Written by Matthew Brian Cohen on November 18th, 2008

I’d say he didn’t deserve it, but…

It happened to me at Wendy’s Saturday night. We are on the bus and we stop to get fuel and I said, I’m going to go in, I’m treating. Everybody wants a Frosty. I’m going to go get Frosties. And one of the security guys, said, No, you’re not. I said, Yeah, I am. I mean, it’s a truck stop. How much trouble am I going to get in in a truck stop? Everybody here you can trust. You’re not going in. I went in, but I had to bring the swat team with me and so I’m just, I just want to Frosty, please, the guy standing next to me, who, by the way, I may point out. Had food in his hair, is a truck driver and he turned around. He looked at me and the recognition was immediate and he said, You racist bigot! And I just said — I wanted to say, I think you have me mistaken for someone else, but I knew he knew who I was and he just hated me for who I was. You conservatives that have destroyed this country! And the hatred was so deep, it was breath taking.

Luckily the swat team was there and I just separated myself from him and he just shouted through other people and there were children in the restaurant and he blamed me for everything, I believe including the Holocaust, and the hatred was palpable. The guy screamed at the restaurant, you better not let me see you in the parking lot because I’ve got a truck and I’ll run your ass over! Wow. Is this who we’ve become? Is this who we’ve become?

full article - http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/11/17/glenn-beck-accosted-at-we_n_144411.html

woman claims female jurors feel jealous of rape victims

Written by Matthew Brian Cohen on November 17th, 2008

have a little horrifying with your morning coffee:

Dame Helen Mirren was accused by the Solicitor General of making ignorant, absurd and dangerous comments yesterday after speaking out again about rape prosecutions.

In an interview, the 63-year-old Oscar-winning actress said that in such cases female jurors are deliberately selected by defence barristers because ‘women go against women’.

She suggested that women jurors are less likely to convict a rapist since they tend to think the victim was ‘asking for it’.

Dame Helen: ‘Women on a rape jury would say the victim asked for it’

Her comments, months after she declared that cases where women are raped after willingly going to bed with a man should not come to court, horrified Solicitor General Vera Baird.

She said Dame Helen had made false assumptions about how juries are selected, and warned that her words could deter rape victims from reporting their ordeals.

Interviewed by the Sunday Times, Dame Helen said that in a rape case, the defence team ‘would select as many women as they could for the jury, because women go against women.

‘Whether in a deep-seated animalistic way, going back billions of years, or from a sense of tribal jealousy or just antagonism, I don’t know.

‘But other women on a rape case would say she was asking for it. The only reason I can think of is that they’re sexually jealous.’

full article here - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1086280/Helen-Mirren-Jealous-female-jurors-think-rape-victims–8216-asking-8217.html?ITO=1490

Costado - Joy And Misery (Cold War Kids remix)

Written by Matthew Brian Cohen on November 12th, 2008

Costado is New Jersey’s own Ricky Lorenzo, and he’s put together an awesome remix of the Cold War Kid’s song “Hospital Bed”. It’s a cool, stuttery hip-hop groove, and a great re-imagination of the acoustic piano melody. Check it out. http://munchmagazine.com/cohen/munchmusic/Costado - Joy And Misery - Naked Lunch.mp3

Myspace - http://www.myspace.com/soupkitchennj

I feel like Bill Hicks

Written by Matthew Brian Cohen on November 6th, 2008

But I’ll never be as brilliantly funny and relevant him. One of the true greats of comedy.

Bill Hicks - The Elephant Is Dead

a beautiful essay about Obama

Written by Matthew Brian Cohen on November 5th, 2008

I have a confession to make.

I did not vote for Barack Obama today.

I’ve openly supported Obama since March. But I didn’t vote for him today.

I wanted to vote for Ronald Woods. He was my algebra teacher at Clark Junior High in East St. Louis, IL. He died 15 years ago when his truck skidded head-first into a utility pole. He spent many a day teaching us many things besides the Pythagorean Theorem. He taught us about Medgar Evers, Ralph Abernathy, John Lewis and many other civil rights figures who get lost in the shadow cast by Martin Luther King, Jr.

But I didn’t vote for Mr. Woods.

I wanted to vote for Willie Mae Cross. She owned and operated Crossroads Preparatory Academy for almost 30 years, educating and empowering thousands of kids before her death in 2003. I was her first student. She gave me my first job, teaching chess and math concepts to kids in grades K-4 in her summer program. She was always there for advice, cheer and consolation. Ms. Cross, in her own way, taught me more about walking in faith than anyone else I ever knew.

But I didn’t vote for Ms. Cross.

I wanted to vote for Arthur Mells Jackson, Sr. and Jr. Jackson Senior was a Latin professor. He has a gifted school named for him in my hometown. Jackson Junior was the pre-eminent physician in my hometown for over 30 years. He has a heliport named for him at a hospital in my hometown. They were my great-grandfather and great-uncle, respectively.

But I didn’t vote for Prof. Jackson or Dr. Jackson.

I wanted to vote for A.B. Palmer. She was a leading civil rights figure in Shreveport, Louisiana, where my mother grew up and where I still have dozens of family members. She was a strong-willed woman who earned the grudging respect of the town’s leaders because she never, ever backed down from anyone and always gave better than she got. She lived to the ripe old age of 99, and has a community center named for her in Shreveport.

But I didn’t vote for Mrs. Palmer.

I wanted to vote for these people, who did not live to see a day where a Black man would appear on their ballots on a crisp November morning.

In the end, though, I realized that I could not vote for them any more than I could vote for Obama himself.

So who did I vote for?

No one.

I didn’t vote. Not for President, anyway.

Oh, I went to the voting booth. I signed, was given my stub, and was walked over to a voting machine. I cast votes for statewide races and a state referendum on water and sewer improvements.

I stood there, and I thought about all of these people, who influenced my life so greatly. But I didn’t vote for who would be the 44th President of the United States.

When my ballot was complete, except for the top line, I finally decided who I was going to vote for - and then decided to let him vote for me. I reached down, picked him up, and told him to find Obama’s name on the screen and touch it.

And so it came to pass that Alexander Reed, age 5, read the voting screen, found the right candidate, touched his name, and actually cast a vote for Barack Obama and Joe Biden.

Oh, the vote will be recorded as mine. But I didn’t cast it.

Then again, the person who actually pressed the Obama box and the red “vote” button was the person I was really voting for all along.

It made the months of donating, phonebanking, canvassing, door hanger distributing, sign posting, blogging, arguing and persuading so much sweeter.

So, no, I didn’t vote for Barack Obama. I voted for a boy who now has every reason to believe he, too, can grow up to be anything he wants…even President.

-http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/talk/blogs/eastside93/2008/11/i-didnt-vote-for-obama-today.php

America

Written by Matthew Brian Cohen on November 5th, 2008

President Obama. It’s beautiful and hopeful on so many levels. Watching it on tv, they said this was a victory for the New America, and it really feels like it. Those of us who use the Internet and have working hips are so used to being cynical and apathetic about America. We’ve felt the effects of incompetent, borderline evil government policies and politicians, and it stings harshly. We’ve been so disappointed with the direction America has been taking.

But there is a new way now, and underneath the layers of bitterness and pessism, Barack Obama has illuminated the shred of hope for this country within us all and has proven to me that America can be a fundamentally good nation and help make this world a better place. He has proven that America has the potential to be a truly free nation.

But it’s just the beginning. We need to make sure the President backs up his words with actions. We need to look past the joy of seeing the black race validated as true Americans, and look toward fighting the prejudice and malice that still exists toward homosexuals, women, and others. We need to do our part to make America the free country we now all know it can be- a place where we can drink, smoke, inject, marry, fuck, abort, write, say, think, believe, ans do whoever, whatever we want.

It’s a new America, everyone. Time to make it free.

little pablo knows there’s no reason

Written by Matthew Brian Cohen on November 4th, 2008

Hope everyone voted/will vote today, and keep lil’ Pablo in mind.

Obama Kid

Obama Kid

Vote For Barack Obama Tomorrow

Written by Matthew Brian Cohen on November 4th, 2008

It’s too important not to say it twice.

A Long Political Essay, or, A Reminder To Vote For Barack Obama Tomorrow

Written by Matthew Brian Cohen on November 4th, 2008

Kids, America is getting a divorce. It’s not because America doesn’t love you anymore. It’s just both of us are convinced we need to save America from financial and ideological ruin, and we’ve got two different ways of doing it. Your father wants to make you afraid of anything un-American, of Muslims and social programs like highways and the Post Office, of an effective and competent leadership, scaring you into submission. Your father thinks you aren’t going to do any better than this, and he wants you to believe this too, so you’ll never strive for anything greater than mediocrity. Your mother though, you know how much she loves you, right? She looks down at you and sees potential. She sees what you are capable of, and it makes her proud. She has seen you at your best moments, when you wrote the Bill Of Rights and risked your lives carrying each other out of the World Trade Center on September 11th. She loves you equally, but uniquely, and she judges your worth not on your wealth or class, but on your capabilities and the content of your character.

Your father wants you to think this is a bad thing, but he is too much of a coward to say so to your face. Instead, he chooses to associate your mother with real problems, things like terrorism and unemployment. It hurts your mother to hear these things. It pains her to hear the word liberal shoved into such inappropriate context. It pains her that so many people in America hear about Barack Obama being “the most liberal senator” and perceive that to be a bad thing. It makes her wonder how some of her children became so against the same way of thinking that gives them a minimum wage and safety and security when they retire. Surely, these kids, who are not bad kids, need to learn why they are acting against their best interests.

If there is one thing you need to know about your father, it’s that his biggest problem is that he never listens. While he deadens the airwaves with inane talking points and fear-mongering, you need to know that your mother has been looking out for you since before you were born, since the first Pilgrims came from Europe to avoid religious persecution. You need to know that ever since then, she has been the one dragging your father forward, however slowly, despite his constant complaints the whole way. What she always knew, and now wants you to know, is that every advancement in society, in technology, in political policy, in ideology, is rooted in progressive, liberal thinking. that there is no such thing as a conservative advancement, that advancement is dialectally opposed to Daddy’s way of thinking. His is the philosophy of “good enough” and “why fix what ain’t broke” that becomes especially irrelevant in a society where the kitchen light is shot, the microwave doesn’t work, and her children’s lives, both socially and financially, are simply not good enough.

She needs you to know how hard she has tried to keep you free, truly free. She has fought so many battles against your father, some you heard seeping through the bedroom door, and some you never knew. She fought with him to end the abhorrent practice of slavery, she fought with him for women to gain the right to vote and decide their own destinies, she fought with him to squelch the oozing remnants of racism during the civil rights movement and she continues to fight with him about it to this day. She fights with him for safe and legal abortion for any who choose to have it. She fights with him for homosexuality to be known not as a choice or a mental illness, but a circumstance of birth that should have no bearing on one’s right to fall in love and raise a family. She fights with him to keep our church and our state at an arm’s length, barricading schools when he tries to ram Creationism and other vulgar myths into her children’s minds. She fights with him to allow all her children to make choices over what substance goes or does not go into their own body, even if it hurts them, so long as it causes no physical pain to others. She fights with him to end useless war, the destructive and invasive nation-building that has ended so many other empires of the past. She fights with him for speech and press because she believes in her children’s ability to speak intelligently and truthfully. She has fought tirelessly and without a single complaint, because she wants what’s best for you kids, she really, truly does.

And for every battle she wins, every right she proudly yet silently hands to her children, there are still some who would call her a bitch, an enemy of the House and state, an anti-American, a barbarian Communist and a heretic against God. There are still some that are drawn to their father’s gimmickry, his three hundred dollar checks and lollypops and trips to the firing range on Saturdays. These few have always been there, but now she is beginning to see that there are more now than ever before, and they are louder, more persistent in their quest to hand over every privilege and responsibility she has given them. It has been too long of a battle for her to win back her home for her children, and she is beginning to see there is no end in sight, that maybe it’s time for her to leave, and start her life over. Your father’s children are kicking and screaming and clawing their way back to infancy, before privileges and responsibility, because it was easier then. It was easier before you all developed a conscience and a sense of decency, when Daddy could give you a bedtime, tuck you under the blankets, and watch you fall asleep to his stories of the American Dream.

But you are older now, and Mommy sees that. You aren’t as naive as Daddy thinks you are, and you can take care of yourselves. Your mother has worked her whole life for the day when you can move out on your own, but for some strange reason, your father’s children want to undo everything she has done for all of you. They march backwards into his study, into the allegory of the cave. They sit down on his sofa and fasten their chains. They smile at the pictures he hangs on the wall, the portraits of materialism and short-term greed, the dancing images of his sports cars and penthouses, things they could never afford, cascaded shrines to his own self-interest. They vote not with their heart, or their head, but with their ears and eyes, looking for what looks and sounds pretty, and not for what rings just and true. They tagged along with your father voted for Reagan and his wasteful war on drugs, they tagged along again and voted for Bush I and II and their egregious wars on Iraq, and they will tag along to vote for John Mccain and Sarah Palin and their appalling and unprecedented war on intellectualism and rationality. They will vote against the America, the home your mother worked overtime to fill with beautiful, real things, furnishings of progress and brave ideas, of those elegant, unobtainable vagaries of prosperity and hope. They will gleefully hand themselves over to their father’s will, so Daddy’s rich white friends from across the street can have their chance to play God and tarnish her chidren’s future in the name of seven figure salaries. And she’s not sure what they’re after, whether there is hate in their hearts or just ignorance, and she’s not sure what makes them do the things they do. It frightens her. It makes the pit in her stomach tense up. It keeps her glued to Fox News, so she can put a name and a face to her fear, so she can listen to her children call the best Presidential candidate since FDR dangerous, dishonorable, even terrorist, stopping just short of nigger, and then herself an anti-American for supporting him. Again. Again. Again.

Has all her struggle been in vain? Can she salvage a home out of this house?

Mommy’s at the end of her sanity. She keeps fighting for truth and freedom for everyone, even when her children’s actions imply they deserve neither. She campaigns for ideas that for all intents and purposes should be obvious and inherent- why must poverty exist? suffering? unhappiness? discontent?- and her husband and his children mock her pursuits, calling such dreams to be naive, infeasible. She has taken the abuse sitting down, but no longer. She has seen her husband for who he truly is, and it disgusts her. She knows now the depth of his campaign against humanity. Every crime he has committed and shifted blame to God, to nature, to his children, every attempt to prey on your fear and miseducation of Islam, every attempt to stir up ancestral relics of your racist past, every attempt to discredit the disenfranchised, every attempt to push your civil rights in the gutter, every promise of putting country first while spending years away from home at war overseas, every attempt to strip liberalism of its rightful sense of dignity, honor, and pride, every bit of sloganeering, every scandal and lie, she knows them all now. Your father has irrevocably poisoned and weakened this nation, and she has finally had enough and she is leaving.

But she has one final plea, a choice, if you will. Despite your father’s actions, this nation is not beyond repair. But it is going to take a lot of work. Do you wish to continue to listen to your father and define your humanity by the lowest dredges of your conscience, your reprehensibles, your ills? Do you continue to let old men tell you what you can and cannot do? Who can and cannot be saved? It is in your hands now, as men, as women, as members of the American family. Because you are all Americans- beyond the partisan politics and media buzzwords, you are Americans at the core, and the future of this country is in all of your best interests. It is in your best interest to strive for perfection, to be dissatisfied with adequacy, to reach for greatness and justice in their purest forms. And your mother knows you can do it. She has tremendous faith in your ability to do the right thing. Just be ever weary, for there is no easy solution. Barack Obama is not the answer. While an excellent Presidential candidate, he is no more than one man. Mommy is not the answer, either. She’s not getting any younger, you see, and one day, someday soon, she’ll be gone. You, her children, are the answer. You must grow up and save this family, because this country needs to be saved, and you, the young, the liberal, the learned, the passionate of spirit and heart, have the ability to save it.

Vote Barack Obama tomorrow, and then spend the next four years ensuring he stay true to his word. Go on. Make me proud.

Saul Williams poem for Obama

Written by Matthew Brian Cohen on November 2nd, 2008

http://obeygiant.com/voteforchange/saul-williams/